~ The Longest Yard Movie ~

Was wanting to watch the 'Kingdom of Heaven' but didn't go for it till now. Wonder I should go still? Anyone want to take the boring challenge with me? Every one said that it was not that NICE in their reference but it still depends on each's point of view.

Hrmmm.... maybe I should go just for the sake of watching it. Hehe...

Anyway, I got to go for 'The Longest Yard' instead cause one of my regular customer said it was worth the money. Since, I like Adam Sadler's movies and I don't have to work on that friday night. Which I can have a Time Out - Have a break and Have a movie. Not Kit Kat and it has been months since I ate Kit Kat. Hrmm... so bored of it.

For some reason, Adam must have said that he needs to act in a serious movie and not always comedy type. But it was not totally what I was thinking at all again. Well, he did act serious BUT it still funny though. I don't think he can live a life not being a comedian at all.

Courtney Cox was there just right at the begining of the movie wearing a "I DUNNO WHO" the designer dress and it was like that which she went upstairs to find Adam still wearing usual clothing drinking beers on the bed. She then screamed at Adam for not being ready by wearing the SAILOR package clothing for the grant party at their home. Adam stolen her beloved CAR and drunk and caught by the police at the telecast LIVE TV news on that minute reported by Courtney to have her car back. Isn't it GUYS are the CAR Lovers whom tidy it very nicely and called it their BABY? Courtney was a guy instead of a girl and bad luck, her - in movie fav car - was so crashed that how much does the car costs and how many hungry children can have their food when they don't get a penny at all? Look at the darn police cars was crashed as well. That's the end of Courtney appearance in the movie so far. Isn't it weird of how much they pay her to act in that movie?

Continue with the movie which was fun in the middle part as the cons get to kick the guards' asses. How many cons would like to do that when they are in the prison? I bet that they will eventually like to kill them when they have the chance for not cooperating with the cons. If I were them, I think I like to just fool them around like 'Home Alone' movie and of course, I don't get to go out soon. Hehehe.... what a fun thought. But it should be worth it, I guess. Never try, never know.

Oh yah, and the girls in the movie. My gosh, they really looks like Beyonce if you really live in there long enough cause they danced whalapp enough till you can drop your mouth off. My oh my, they are the chunniest babe in the movie better off than the guards cheerleaders. Look at them, they ruled in the movie and look at their body, not that bad for being a girl. Not to say that there was this "girl" was having a appearing tummy who was the main "girl". That was the only scence I don't really want to see.

The rest was good competition breaking the body and hurting as the cons wanted the guards to go DOWN... at least they won and I think the guards will treat them better next time cause the guards are LOSERS. Cons are human being as well spoken by the Red Indian uncle who just said two words - Mean Machine. It works all the way and whoopp (high pitch voice) and it works the time.

Worth to try out and you'll get the butt seat cooling speed faster than you thought in the cinema.

~ Normal Community Speaks ~

Certainly proved that every girls know how to bake a cake even though it's an instant any cake provider company.

I was just having a bad day especially for girls - can't believe that I was nuts enough untill I do not know what I can do to pour out the excess blood from my body and went to bake a cake. Funny though, it's time for me to do it which took me a longggggggggg time.

First cake - Tofee Sponge Cake - FAILED big time. What the hack? I just forgotten to put in the butter and I was wondering what I missed... It was just plain "butter" which the cake ended up so gravy even though it's already baked, untill I can vomit out of nothing. Anyway, I smashed two eggs and pour it in just to remember that. Think of it, it was not bad. Extra itchy hands and brain to put chocolate instant pack as well. Incredible, nothing happen! Smingled some butter on the oven plate, not too bad (I thought I know how to bake it). Pour the thing into the oven plate and waited more than 40 mins - out come was - OH MY GOSH, the only thing I forgotten was the stupid butter. Well, try another new one which was somewhere in the kitchen drawers.

I found the one with the cookie instant box. Some don't know what instant any cookie provider company again. This time I remembered the butter. Another itchy thoughts and hands - mixed it with the mocha drink packs again. The flavour is nice though, should try it. Did the same piece of duble work while watching the chinese series rented. Went to shower for 15 mins while waiting for the cookie to bake. You know what.... I nearly burnt the cookie instead as I put the heat too high until the inside is still gravyish. Another moment of fainting, but then I try a lower temperature - it's getting there. My housemate said it smelled nice. What a good encouragement for me at that time. Well, I gave up as I was so damn hungry which I have to REALLY eat it. Hey, not that bad for the first timer to bake a cookie which ended up a CAKE instead.

Second thought, I should start from baking butter cake now with a correct temperature this time. Then, I'll do other stuff, housemate is getting me the coffee cookie recipe soon from her friend. I'll sure tell you all how I ended up doing it, okay! Want to try my CAKIE?

~ Playing with the PENIS game ~

Some how or rather, I have been observing my pet dog and my housemate's pet dog. Both of them are adorable male dogs but come to think of it, they are seriously pervert dogs.

What I can say is that... is that.... They bite the opposite penises while playing hardcore game.
Isn't it weird? It sounds like guys.

Sure thing they sounds like guys as they are male dogs but... I am saying here is - "If you put two guys in a four wall with a lock door, they will ended up playing the penises to irritate each other to play hardcore game. Think of it, it is true. Where's the proof?

1. http://www.nvsh.nl/Website_Engels/Texts/Sexual_Information

/Basics/FOL_3.htm

- "A more secret game is showing your sex organs to another. Boys are very interested in the size of each other’s penis. They compare them, in secret places like cellars, attics, barns, haylofts, in the wood, or in their own room at home. Boys feel inferior about having a small penis. But they discover that when their penis is hard, it is not much smaller than the biggest one around." (Taken under Sex Game Section)

2. http://www.bachelorettepartyfun.com/game_ideas.html - Just normal sexy game but it's all about penis again.

Not to say that I'm the worst sex idiotic or something, but it is the truth. Have you seen male dogs hump each other to get what they want such as their favourite toys from the opposition? Our dogs do that and one of them must be the winner. Funny but true... but they are just horny enough to do that thing as they don't get to hump females.

~ The SECRET he WON'T tell you - even after a few beers ~

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~ Shopping Spree ~

It has been daysssss…. I have come in to write stuff. I was so busy with so many meetings going on. Well, it’s not so FUN to have meeting on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays for 3 weeks. What to do… I have lots of things to plan for this semester for the International Students in Deakin University (Burwood Campus) but I just like to make people to have FUN like me.

I have a REAL DAY OFF on last Sunday. So, I went to Box Hill Centre to get some THINGS. Yupe! Shopping, shopping, shopping and shopping. Since my little baby son has bitten all of my shoes and high heels. I just HAVE TO GET some and I bought high heels, boots and a sport shoes. Every thing is cheap but it’s worth the money. Now, I need to get more BOOTS. Hehhee…it’s autumn and winter seasons, I just need to get DRESSED.

As I intended to get shoes which I wander off to see bags. Hehe… cheap, cheap! Worth $20 each and I got 3 bags. Ok…. Dun ask me to convert to RM. I’m earning part-time money here. So, it’s cheap for me when I earn Aussie dollars. Eventually, I have spent more than I EXPECTED but… I just can’t resist some of the beautiful things. Sorry mom, I should save money but… I really need to buy things for myself as a REWARD for being hard working. I’m happy and sad at the same time as money is spent like water.

Anyway, I do save money and not going to tell mom and dad what I have. Hehhe… just to make them unhappy when I said I don’t have money but… I just have. Weird to say it here! Just can’t tell my parents I do save money for in-case things. Well, I’m off to shower and sleep early. Meeting tomorrow AGAIN…

Till then… talk to ya guys and gals soon. Chao